News Report Annotated By A Monger

11 men arrested for solicitation of prostitution

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office today released the results of a (reverse reverse) reverse prostitution sting operation conducted in the 3300 block of 14th Street West, Bradenton, on Nov. 17 by its (very tricky) Tactical Unit.

The operation was conducted from 4 p.m. until 12:30 a.m. on a Friday night. (Or was that afternoon, evening, and night? Hard to tell! They're so tricky!)

Eleven males were charged with solicitation for prostitution. In addition to the solicitation charge, two persons were also charged with having no valid drivers' license and one was charged with obstruction, for not giving his name. (So was that eleven total? Or THIRTEEN!? Who can tell? The tactical unit is SO TRICKY)

Four other persons were charged with attempted purchase of rock cocaine. One of those was also charged with battery.

(What does THAT make the total? Fifteen? Or seventeen? My word, the tactical unit can make people DISAPPEAR with their tricky numbers! FEAR THE TRICKY TACTICAL UNIT OF MANATEE COUNTY, FLORIDA, AYEEEEE!)

Those arrested ranged in age from 20 to 63. (Oh, dear lord, the possible numerical combinations are infinite! What dark tricky craft is practiced by the tactical unit and their reverse reverse reverse sting operation!?) (Review # 16771)