Jon Stewart On Feeling It At The Pump

Yes, we will feel it, but only at the pump. I mean, when you see it on TV you can't feel it through the TV. The TV is not an appropriate place to feel things. It's the place we watch "America's Got Talent," you can't feel through that. No, it's only the pump. The pump is like the monolith in 2001. Basically if you're driving down the street, as you get near the pump, you really start to feel it, a sense of foreboding. Then when you're within credit card swiping range, it hits you. My god, the humanity! $3.13 a gallon. Those poor, poor people. You know, sometimes, when it's quiet, you can hear the pump screaming. We'll be right back.

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