Narbacular Drop Update

THIS UPDATE IS AWESOME! - February 24th, 2005

4 out of 5 people who read this update will experience a concussion! 1 out of those 4 will suffer severe brain damage! This is an unfortunate side-effect of this update being more awesome than free tacos! But if you have read this far, it means that you are the 1 in 5 awesome enough to withstand the awesomeness of this update! This update is so awesome that it is required that I use exclamation points at the end of every sentence!

The Narbacular Drop Alpha is now available for download! Simply put, you can play the latest version of our game! This version has the most features and least bugs of any version we have released! Play it now! This bold text makes this update even more awesome! I know this update is awesome, but you need to play the Alpha instead of reading this! It may be hard to believe, but Narbacular Drop is even more awesome than this update! Once you have played the Alpha you will know that this is the truth!