Arnold's Pizza Shop

So, if you want mushroom, shut up!
If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway? Shut up with the broccoli!
If you want something crazy like pineapple, I'll kill you.
But, if you like pepperoni and bullets, you've come to the right place.



[Note: Originally a prank phone call, source unattributed.]

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