King Henry II One-Liners

King Henry II: There. That's the Great Seal of England. Don't lose it; without the seal, there's no more England, and we'll all have to pack up and go back to Normandy.

King Henry II: I'm suddenly very intelligent. It probably comes from making love to that French girl last night.

King Henry II: Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?

King Henry II: Becket is the only intelligent man in my kingdom, and he's against me!

King Henry II: He's read books, you know, it's amazing. He's drunk and wenched his way through London but he's thinking all the time.

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